GAG ON THIS! Lucky suckers in the U.K. are getting the opportunity to put their mouths around a Daniel Craig ‘lolly’ this summer. Del Monte Superfruit Smoothies has produced a limited edition iced lolly in the shape of the 007 actor. According to Del Monte, the artists ‘worked tirelessly’ to recreate a sculpture of 41-year-old Craig in the scene where he emerges from the sea in Casino Royale.
The just-under-100 calorie pops come in blueberry, pomegranate and cranberry flavors and are to be distributed during the first National Ice Cream Week which starts today

and ends on June 7.

I WANT ONE!!!!

Buy a shirt and support THE CENTER, in New York.  James Anthony Apparel  from  New York, presents an artistic revival of the popular “ANITA SUCKS FRUITS” Tshirt of the late 70’s, developed to counter Anita Bryant’s campaign of hatred towards the LGBT community and equal rights (think this is ancient history, think again).

The updated version of this historic image is printed on a 100% Cotton shirt with Ms. Bryant’s freshly PIED face on the back and the words “ANITA SUCKS FRUITS” on the front angled on the waistline. All inks used are non-toxic and cured to avoid fading or running of colors/imagery. The proceeds of the sale of this shirt go to the LGBT Community Center in New York City and the Human Rights Campaign.

Available in mens and womens sizes s/m/l/xl.

*James Anthony Apparel offers Men’s, Women’s, Children’s and Baby Clothing featuring hand printed illustrations from the 18th, 19th and early 20th centuries! We specialize in large screen images and intense ink colors! Reintroducing the fine art of line drawings, etching, woodcuts and early ink illustration to a new generation of fashion conscience- art enthusiasts.

Visit James Anthony @ ETSY or MySpace to order and see more!

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(both male and female).

In 1996, The Australasian Association of Paediatric Surgeons states that it “does not support the routine circumcision of male neonates, infants or children in Australia. It is considered to be inappropriate and unnecessary as a routine to remove the prepuce”. Australian College of Paediatrics waters down statement against circumcision in response to AIDS scare and religious pressure.

It’s perplexing that the medical community allows the removal of a body part we could actually find useful. Why not circumcise my appendix at birth instead of my foreskin? My appendix could potentially kill me one day if it bursts and I don’t receive medical attention swiftly.
 

Those boys over at Beautiful are so awesome!

They have such an amazing blog and eye for talent!

They recently unveiled THE PROPHECY - an amazing

piece of digital art that readers can download, for free.

The Prophecy is a modern-day fresco. A digital photographic piece

of art, consisting out of three separate parts that all together

form a larger then life visual, reminding of a Sixteenth

Chapel painting. Over 7 months of work, 35 different models, many uncut –

both amateurs and professionals and starring the famous

Nick Beyeler – and many, many shots to create the

incredible dynamic poses, create The Prophecy.

Average length when erect

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons
Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis:

lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie!

2 six year old boys are peeing in a public restroom.

The one who has an uncut dick looks at the other boy’s

circumcized penis and asks “When did you get that cut off?”

The circumcized boy says “when I was a day old.”

The uncut boy then asks “Did it hurt?”

The circumsized boy replied with “Fuck yeah it hurt!

I couldn’t walk for a year!”

And did you know, there are about 7 calories in a teaspoon of cum?!

and 2000 of those will be from masturbation!

WHAT?! Who did this reaserch?

I can shoot once or twice a day, every day!

That’s about 500 times a year!

Speaking of Hott jizz…..

who needs a facial?