Archive for the 'Australian Guys' Category
Aussie Cock Down Under
Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
POPULAR Q & A from the Australian Tourism Board!
Q. Are men in Australia CUT or UNCUT?
A. BOTH
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia , but I forget
its name. It’s a kind of bear and lives in trees.
A: It’s called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out
of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them.
You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before
you go out walking.
Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ?
A: Only at Christmas.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year
round?
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers.
Milk is illegal.
Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on
TV, how do the plants grow?
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching
them die.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go?
A: Yes, but you’ll have to learn it first !
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Australia and The Uncut Cock
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
(both male and female).
In 1996, The Australasian Association of Pediatric Surgeons
states that it “does not support the routine circumcision
of male neonates, infants or children in Australia.
It is considered to be inappropriate and unnecessary
as a routine to remove the prepuce”. Australian College
of Paediatrics waters down statement against circumcision
in response to AIDS scare and religious pressure.
It’s perplexing that the medical community allows
the removal of a body part we could actually find useful.
Why not circumcise my appendix at birth instead of my foreskin?
My appendix could potentially kill me one day if it
bursts and I don’t receive medical attention swiftly.
